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therealmeighan: Before I list the rules, everyone take a shot or two in celebration of Billy Crystal being back to host. Done? Awesome, let’s get started. Take a drink if anyone mentions anything about The Tree of Life being difficult to follow or understand. Drain your glass and maybe hit mute if they do the thing where the stage is full of people giving speeches about the nominees for Actor and Actress in a Leading Role. Take a shot if Meryl Streep does something kooky on the way to make/during her acceptance speech. (Or any time she’s on stage.) Hop around the room and clink lots of glasses if Melissa McCarthy wins. Take a drink if a joke falls flat. If there’s a mention of Uggie (the dog from The Artist) not being invited to attend, take a drink. Go “WOO!” and take a sip if Annie Mumolo and Kristen Wiig win for writing Bridesmaids. Take a sip if anyone stumbles up the steps to the stage. Take a sip if a presenter hustles over to the stairs to give a winner a hand. If anyone’s clothing makes you go “Huh?”, take a sip. Two sips if anyone’s hair confuses you. Take a shot if anyone mentions how heavy the statuette is. (Including, but not limited to: Pretending to use it as a dumbbell, saying they need to work out more, letting their shoulder drop dramatically as they take on the weight of their award, etc.) Take a drink if anyone stumbles over their words (prepared or not). Take a drink whenever a winner thanks “everyone [they’re] forgetting.” Do a shot if a winner says they weren’t expecting this. Take a sip if a winner mentions their fellow nominees. (Bonus: Drain your glass if this person forgets, or hesitates before saying, someone’s name.) Someone caught looking bored in the audience? Sip. If George Clooney smiles during any of his close-ups, drink deeply. Drink a shot veeeeery slowly if a camera operator gets in the way of someone trying to get to the stage to accept their prestigious award. Malfunctions of any kind (wardrobe, mechanical, hair, brain-to-mouth filter, etc.) will result in a guffaw and a drink. Smile and sip a few sips if Harry Potter gets a bit of recognition. (Wouldn’t that be special?) [pictures: x and x]

therealmeighan:

Before I list the rules, everyone take a shot or two in celebration of Billy Crystal being back to host. Done? Awesome, let’s get started.

  1. Take a drink if anyone mentions anything about The Tree of Life being difficult to follow or understand.
  2. Drain your glass and maybe hit mute if they do the thing where the stage is full of people giving speeches about the nominees for Actor and Actress in a Leading Role.
  3. Take a shot if Meryl Streep does something kooky on the way to make/during her acceptance speech. (Or any time she’s on stage.)
  4. Hop around the room and clink lots of glasses if Melissa McCarthy wins.
  5. Take a drink if a joke falls flat.
  6. If there’s a mention of Uggie (the dog from The Artist) not being invited to attend, take a drink.
  7. Go “WOO!” and take a sip if Annie Mumolo and Kristen Wiig win for writing Bridesmaids.
  8. Take a sip if anyone stumbles up the steps to the stage.
  9. Take a sip if a presenter hustles over to the stairs to give a winner a hand.
  10. If anyone’s clothing makes you go “Huh?”, take a sip.
  11. Two sips if anyone’s hair confuses you.
  12. Take a shot if anyone mentions how heavy the statuette is. (Including, but not limited to: Pretending to use it as a dumbbell, saying they need to work out more, letting their shoulder drop dramatically as they take on the weight of their award, etc.)
  13. Take a drink if anyone stumbles over their words (prepared or not).
  14. Take a drink whenever a winner thanks “everyone [they’re] forgetting.”
  15. Do a shot if a winner says they weren’t expecting this.
  16. Take a sip if a winner mentions their fellow nominees. (Bonus: Drain your glass if this person forgets, or hesitates before saying, someone’s name.)
  17. Someone caught looking bored in the audience? Sip.
  18. If George Clooney smiles during any of his close-ups, drink deeply.
  19. Drink a shot veeeeery slowly if a camera operator gets in the way of someone trying to get to the stage to accept their prestigious award.
  20. Malfunctions of any kind (wardrobe, mechanical, hair, brain-to-mouth filter, etc.) will result in a guffaw and a drink.
  21. Smile and sip a few sips if Harry Potter gets a bit of recognition. (Wouldn’t that be special?)

[pictures: x and x]

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